Kevin Lives Here

Apartment 1053

Yes.  This is where Kevin lives.  Apartment 1053.  I know this because Gertrude Walker, Saint Lucie County’s Supervisor of Elections says so.

I bet Kevin doesn’t sleep with a pillow.  A pillow probably doesn’t fit in the cozy apartment where Kevin “resides”.

And  .  .  .  Kevin votes!  Very civic minded, Kevin is.  Kevin even voted Absentee Ballot in our most recent November 6, 2012 General Election.  Probably didn’t fill out his two-part ballot in his apartment.  Hard to swing that pencil around, you know – with so little room in his apartment.

Perhaps Kevin filled out his ballot in his Apartment Complex:

Kevin's Apartment Complex

Yeah, lots more room in Kevin’s Apartment Complex.

Kevin is registered to vote.  According to Gertrude, Kevin J. Zimmerman resides at physical address:
378 SE Port St Lucie Blvd
Apt 1053
Port Saint Lucie, FL 34984

 

The only difficulty:
Florida law requires a voter to register at the physical address where they live. I can’t be sure . . . but I tend to believe Kevin does not “physically live” at Apartment 1053 in the Goin’ Postal mailbox rental facility.  What think you?

George and Mitt

This is just some silliness that popped into my head some weeks ago.  Someone asked me what I thought about Mitt Romney and I had replied that (historical rumor has it) George Washington had to be almost dragged kicking and screaming from his home to preside as this nation’s first President, and Romney has been running for what seems like 6 or 7 years.   This is not meant to be an endorsement of any candidate running for POTUS, nor a knock against Romney.  It just is what it is.

George and Mitt

Imagine if you will a conversation between George Washington and Mitt Romney.  What would you say if you had the opportunity to speak to George Washington.  More importantly what would Washington say in reply.

Mitt Romney: “Excuse me.  Aren’t you George Washington?”

George Washington:  “Why, yes sir, I am and of whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with?”

MR:  “My name is Mitt Romney and I’m running for the Presidency.”

GW: “Oh, yes, hmm… I’ve heard of you.”  Washington turns away to leave.

MR:  “No. Please wait.  I beg of you, don’t go.  I want to speak with you.”

GW: “What of, sir?”

MR:  “You were the father of our country. You had the respect of every citizen.  The name, George Washington, is known universally to mean a great leader of men, a symbol of liberty and freedom.  Please tell me how I can win the presidency of this country?  I am the only one that can set us back on the right course.”

GW:  “Sit down and hold your tongue at what I am about to tell you.  First, please stop calling me the Father of Our Nation.  I know you won’t stop but do you have any idea how much pressure that places upon my weary shoulders.  Look around, should I be proud of a nation that steals from its children to purchase the consent of a mass of leeches.  Giving to them such treasure that they would never purchase for themselves?  To what end?  The perpetuity of a class of aristocratic lawyers whose only desire is life at the public trough.

Doest thy appetite for the sweat and blood of the average man have no quenching?  Whom do they represent but for themselves?  Certainly not those they claim.

Nay, if I am the Father of this Nation then let it be a bastard and know only my back.

MR: “Wait, you can’t turn your back in our time of need.”

GW: “I beg your pardon I have stayed firm all this time.  It has been you that have turned away.  Away from me, and from great men like Jefferson, Adams, Franklin and Madison and from the countless men whom I led and who died, and for what?  To free ourselves from one tyranny only to run into the arms of another?”

MR: “That’s just it.  I need your help in defeating Obama.”

GW:  “Nay.  That man, ill guided as he may be, is not the tyrant I speak of.  The tyrant is this government of yours.  Pray tell, how did it get so?  Do Jefferson’s words have any meaning in this day?  Does the Constitution get consulted as the rule by which you govern?  Have you stricken the word LIBERTY from your dictionary and relegated it to the history books of school children?  The city that was named in my honor was a swamp.  It has been drained but a swamp it remains.  You rid it of the snakes but left the vipers and the vermin.”

MR:  “I agree, that is why I want to be President of the United States.  To change things, to make things the way they were, the way you and those great men intended.”

GW: “Want?  No man can want this job anymore than they can go into battle with their sole purpose being awarded a medal for valor.  This is not a job you want.  This job must find you, as it found me.  I certainly did not petition for it.”

MR: “Well, Mr. President, it doesn’t work that way anymore.”

GW: “Yes, I am painfully aware of such, painfully aware.”

MR: “Mr. President, I’m the only one who can save this nation.”

GW: “Mr. Romney, you are a man of considerable height yet your large frame cannot hope to contain such vast an ego.

Our time together grows short.  Go forth and tell your counterparts the following.  No one man can save this country.  That Godly undertaking is in the hands of every man.  Set my people free as Pharaoh did to the Israelites.  Free them in the truest sense of the word.  Free them from the bondage of taxation.  Free men are not to pay for the trappings of royalty.  Stop favoring one enterprise over the other, this is not for a government of men to be undertaking.  Allow the individual states to rule themselves in matters that concern only them and their citizens.  Adhere to the Constitution, and counsel your judiciary to do the same.  Do not work to pass laws that undermine the rights of the citizens, they are of greater intellect than you would like to believe.  The gold our streets were paved with is not a shiny metal but the wealth of freedom that existed nowhere else on Earth.  Return the country to its citizens Mr. Romney, nothing less will save it.

One last thing before I go.  Respect and honor go hand in hand and neither can be purchased.“